How roll call will go in the future:

Teacher:

Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name

Teacher:

Albus

Albus:

Here!

Teacher:

Doctor

Doctor:

Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something

Teacher:

Uhm... okay? Hermione

Hermione:

Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-

Red-headed boy in class:

Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!

Teacher:

And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose

Primrose:

Here

Random girl in the back of the class:

I VOLUNTEER!!

Teacher:

And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.

Blonde boy:

Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!

Brunette boy:

Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!

Teacher:

Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!

Teacher:

Kurt

Kurt:

Right here, miss!

Bowtie boy:

You're the most intesresting boy in all Ohio.

Teacher:

And there you are Blaine.

Teacher:

Rory

Doctor:

Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.

Teacher:

....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.

Draco:

I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!